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I am rarely in a bad mood and when I am its because the McRib just went away for another year. I figure the Good Lord wants all of us to have a sense of humor or he wouldnt have invented the Platypus. I took one of those Ink Blot test once and told the Shrink they all looked like Platypuses to me or is the plural for that Platypi? In any event chew on that you Freudian Goon.
I am single, divorced and allergic to bee sting. (The bee thing was rather arbitrary wasnt it). I am posting here because I am not sure what the best way to meet people is so I am giving this a go. So here is an impromptu profile in hopes to catch your interest. Short version went to college, have a career, make a good living, no outstanding warrants, have all my teeth and bath daily, love my Mom.
The longer version is:
Lets see I try to start every day with a brisk jog. Not because I am a health conscious person mind you. The reason is I am an Avid Walking Dead Fan. Now I am not saying I believe there will one day be a zombie apocalypse. However if there is one I want to be prepared. Its not that I want to be able to outrun the zombies but more I want to be able to outrun many of my slow friends.
After that I have a good breakfast and take my dog for a walk while I wonder how in the name of Zeus I was able to get the one dog from the Animal Shelter that looks like Dobby the House Elf from Potter.
The ride to work is one of my favorite times in the day because I get to jam out to tunes and play air guitar with the rolling stones. Aww the Air Guitar you dont need any lessons to play it and it is always in tune.
Then I go to work and contemplate the vastness that is the universe. This is just a fancy way of saying I shuffle paper around and stare at the screen with a muddled look so that it looks like I am working and trying to figure something out. I can usually keep this up for a good hour or so.
During that time I dont think about anything particular or significant. I really like comic book super hero s and one day I remember thinking that the Green Lantern is kind of lame. His weakness is the color "Yellow"? Hell that means that any group of grade school in rain coats can kick the shit out of him. And he is up Shit Creek if he has to go inside a school bus.
Aqua-Man perplexes me too. He is half human and half Merman so he spends all his time in the water does that mean his tally-whacker is always shriveled up like after you go swimming?
After lunch I try to do just enough work to get by and look forward to quitting time when as I like to say it "Im Off Like A Prom Dress". I get home and rub Dobby the House Elfs belly and take him for his second walk. Then I text my Mom so I can tell her how wonderful she is and that I didnt get into a car wreck wearing dirty old underpants and I didnt run with scissors. I also text my Kiddo to tell her how wonderful she is (after all this is the person who will decide the quality of nursing home I get put in). I love my kiddo and she has her Dads love of super heros, music and askew humor. Like the other day we tried ing and texting that number in the Tutone song and then asked if was there.
I have a good dinner, watch some tube then eventually retire to bed where I say my prayers and thank the Good Lord for this wonderful gift ed Life, for my ultimo kiddo and mom and Dobby the elf dog. I ask him to bless the guy that invented bacon and to inflict my enemies with.
Then I lie in bed and ponder such things as "If Bono had married Ono she would have been ed Ono Bono. Eventurally I drift off and dream about any number of things. The only thing missing is some wonderful girl that likes bear hugs and smooches to share this wonderful life with.
That bring us to you and whether or not you like bear hugs and smooches. If you do then respond and lets visit because I am a fun person to talk too. I dont care about your race, age etc. All I am asking is PLEASE send a pic and I will return the favor and put "Poor Dobby" in the subject line. I love the world and all the different people but if I dont see a pic I wont read the.
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